Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive.
at 2008-05-20
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
by Jay Leno
at 2008-11-04
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“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
by Katharine Whitehorn
at 2008-05-20
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Remember this December that love weighs more than gold!
by Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon
at 2008-05-28
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Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
by Benny Hill
at 2008-09-30
Rating: 3.29 Votes: 14
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“There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.”
by W.J. Cameron
at 2008-05-20
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“I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.”
at 2008-05-20
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” What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
at 2008-05-20
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Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
by Dale Evans
at 2008-05-28
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Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
by Max Lucado, "God Came Near"
at 2008-09-03
Rating: 2.22 Votes: 9
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
by Shirley Temple
at 2008-08-06
Rating: 2.20 Votes: 10
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“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.”
at 2008-08-06
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Many banks have a new kind of Xmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.
at 2008-09-30
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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
by Ogden Nash
at 2008-11-04
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The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.
