“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a cheerful voice. “Bah!” said Scrooge. “Humbug!”
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-05-20
Rating: 3.29 Votes: 7
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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
by Joan Winmill Brown
at 2008-08-06
Rating: 3.25 Votes: 12
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Mr. Parker: What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?
Mother: Ah... Victor! His name is Victor.
Mr. Parker: How the hell did you know that?
Mother: Everybody knows that!
by "A Christmas Story", 1983
at 2008-10-28
Rating: 3.20 Votes: 5
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Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart...
by Freya Stark
at 2008-10-30
Rating: 3.17 Votes: 12
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“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
by Katharine Whitehorn
at 2008-05-20
Rating: 3.15 Votes: 13
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Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
by Helen Steiner Rice
at 2008-10-30
Rating: 3.11 Votes: 9
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Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death - and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas.
by Henry Van Dyke
at 2008-06-11
Rating: 3.06 Votes: 16
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Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
by Benny Hill
at 2008-12-01
Rating: 3.04 Votes: 24
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Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year.
at 2008-10-28
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 20
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Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.
by Christian German Proverb
at 2008-12-01
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 13
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Christmas is the one time of year when you can count on smiling faces and bright lights and awesome gifts and giant twinkling trees and family reunions and childish games and believing in that old man that you know doesn't exist. Christmas is the time when dreams come true.
at 2008-10-30
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“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.”
at 2008-05-20
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-09-30
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Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing: Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears, Let us hold close one day, remembering Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men. Let us get back our childlike faith again.
by Grace Noll Crowell
at 2008-09-30
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 3
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Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
by Max Lucado, "God Came Near"
at 2008-09-03
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 2
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The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.
by Peter Dickinson
at 2008-09-03
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Statler: We'd love to see your act.
Waldorf: We'd hate to miss your act.
Statler: In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
[they cackle]
by A Muppet Family Christmas (1987)
at 2008-08-12
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“I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.”
at 2008-05-20
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Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.
by Augusta E. Rundel
at 2008-12-04
Rating: 2.92 Votes: 25
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"It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself"
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-12-08
Rating: 2.88 Votes: 17
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We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
by Harry S. Truman
at 2008-12-01
Rating: 2.88 Votes: 8
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
by Anonymous
at 2008-06-19
Rating: 2.86 Votes: 7
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“There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.”
by W.J. Cameron
at 2008-05-20
Rating: 2.80 Votes: 20
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
by Eva K. Logue
at 2008-10-30
Rating: 2.80 Votes: 10
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
