"It is the spirit of brotherhood in the cheer of Christmas that makes it so glorious. Brotherliness is but the manifestation of the spirit of Christ."
at 2008-12-09
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
by Joan Rivers
at 2008-12-17
Rating: 3.18 Votes: 11
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Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes.
by Joan Winmill Brown
at 2008-08-07
Rating: 3.16 Votes: 25
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There's more, much more, to Christmas Than candlelight and cheer; It's the spirit of sweet friendship That brightens all year. It's thoughtfulness and kindness, It's hope reborn again, For peace, for understanding, And for goodwill to men!
at 2008-10-01
Rating: 3.15 Votes: 20
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-12-02
Rating: 3.14 Votes: 7
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-10-01
Rating: 3.10 Votes: 10
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Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years. Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart.
by George Mathew Adams
at 2008-09-04
Rating: 3.10 Votes: 10
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Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
by Benny Hill
at 2008-12-02
Rating: 3.05 Votes: 37
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
by Shirley Temple
at 2008-08-07
Rating: 3.05 Votes: 20
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"It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself"
by Charles Dickens
at 2008-12-09
Rating: 3.04 Votes: 27
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I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
by Harlan Miller
at 2008-08-07
Rating: 3.03 Votes: 29
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Christmas is the one time of year when you can count on smiling faces and bright lights and awesome gifts and giant twinkling trees and family reunions and childish games and believing in that old man that you know doesn't exist. Christmas is the time when dreams come true.
at 2008-10-31
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Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.
by Christian German Proverb
at 2008-12-02
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“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”
by Katharine Whitehorn
at 2008-05-21
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 14
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Statler: We'd love to see your act.
Waldorf: We'd hate to miss your act.
Statler: In fact, we'd love to hate your act.
[they cackle]
by A Muppet Family Christmas (1987)
at 2008-08-13
Rating: 3.00 Votes: 2
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“I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.”
at 2008-05-21
Rating: 2.94 Votes: 16
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Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
by Freya Stark
at 2008-12-05
Rating: 2.90 Votes: 20
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Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death - and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas.
by Henry Van Dyke
at 2008-06-12
Rating: 2.88 Votes: 26
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
by Anonymous
at 2008-06-20
Rating: 2.86 Votes: 7
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Life is like that. Sometimes at the height of our reveries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.
by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
at 2008-11-05
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Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year.
at 2008-10-29
Rating: 2.79 Votes: 34
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
by Johnny Carson
at 2008-05-21
Rating: 2.75 Votes: 8
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
by Eva K. Logue
at 2008-10-31
Rating: 2.69 Votes: 13
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Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.
by Max Lucado, "God Came Near"
at 2008-09-04
Rating: 2.67 Votes: 3
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We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
